fartgallery:

lionkitten:

fartgallery:

dont waste ur time reading this post. go paint a tree, hlep the elderly cross the street, skip down the road, throw a rock in the beach, take life by the tits and milk it

that post was definitely worth reading

UR NOT MILKING THE TITS OF LIFE

links-scarf:

cocaine-and-insulin:

methlaboratories:

MONKEYS in the ARCTIC?! whats next, vampires on the weekend?!

but imagine if there were dragons

you punks are all so daft

herspanic:

lil-reina:

yungjihadi:

docecomoacanela:

siddharthasmama:

saint-van-wonda-naps:

sarahadebibes:

I think I just threw up a little

Peak whiteness. 

see why y’all can’t just use our words? that literally sounds dumb as hell - “at the turn up function” like what the shit

'at the turn up function' I just…

TURN UP FUNCTION LMFAOOOOOOOOO I LOVE WHITE PPL

AHAHAJA

FUCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

herspanic:

lil-reina:

yungjihadi:

docecomoacanela:

siddharthasmama:

saint-van-wonda-naps:

sarahadebibes:

I think I just threw up a little

Peak whiteness. 

see why y’all can’t just use our words? that literally sounds dumb as hell - “at the turn up function” like what the shit

'at the turn up function' I just…

TURN UP FUNCTION LMFAOOOOOOOOO I LOVE WHITE PPL

AHAHAJA

FUCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

om1tted:

adayto4get:

IM CRYING BC THIS IS SO BEAUTIFUL


wow

om1tted:

adayto4get:

IM CRYING BC THIS IS SO BEAUTIFUL

wow

sedusable:

Sometimes I think you love me. Sometimes I think you like me. Other times, I think I’m nobody to you. Yeah, this sucks.

dicks are my fav tbh

meladoodle:

snakes are just angry ropes

tfids:

i want to take baths with you and hold your dumb hand and rent movies and watch those movies in your bed in our underwear at like 3 in the morning and i want to kiss your stupid face and cook you food and maybe fuck 7 times a night idnno

bitchytbh:

having “feelings” is ruining my reputation of being a heartless bitch 

dekutree:

curple:

Fill the tub up half way then ride it with my Surfbort

why she actin so surprised like did she really think she was gonna hang 10 in her gatdamn baftub

dekutree:

curple:

Fill the tub up half way then ride it with my Surfbort

why she actin so surprised like did she really think she was gonna hang 10 in her gatdamn baftub

AHHHHHH

ziggystardick:

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