If I’m a sarcastic asshole when I talk to you its either because I really like you and feel comfortable teasing you
Or I really hate you and don’t care if you know it
Good luck figuring out which one
(Source: nintendocanada, via intothewildandfaraway)
(Source: roryamy, via 666-slut)
"Do not fall in love with people like me.
I will take you to
museums, and parks, and monuments,
and kiss you in every beautiful
place, so that you can
never go back to them
without tasting me
like blood in your mouth.
I will destroy you in the most
beautiful way possible.
And when I leave
you will finally understand,
why storms are named after people."
- Paraphrased and mixed from Katrina, M.K., and Unknown (via abimopector)
Im a fun person ok but whenever someone cute talks to me i turn into a fucking raisin
*flicks holy water on you* leave
(Source: ughadler, via 666-slut)